Wednesday, September 14, 2005

You Know You Live in a Small Town When ...

... the big news story in this week's newspaper is about the police station's sprinkler being "brazenly" stolen.

I can't help but laugh. I think that this is the funniest thing I've read in ages! If the local police can't even keep their own property safe, what are the rest of us to do? I better watch out for my garden gnomes. They may be next!

I guess I am lucky to live in a place where this is one of the big news stories.

6 comments:

  1. Wow, you DO live in a small town! This is funny indeed and you bring up a good point about police not being able to even protect their own stuff!!

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  2. omg thats IS funny.my neighbours gnomes got stolen, she put an add in the local paper-got them back 3 days later.

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  3. Yup - you're definately lucky to live in a place where that's the sort of thing that gets into the news!

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  4. That is too funny. My Sis told me about a couple in our hometown who had their garden gnome stolen, furious they wrote a really nasty note in the "roses and thorns" classified section of the town's newspaper. A week later there gnome showed up on their lawn with picture of it being on vacation in an envelope beside it. each year the gnome mysteriously disappears and reappears a week or so later with funny vacation pictures.

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  5. Aqua, what an incredible story. I would almost be looking forward to them flogging my gnome, just to see when it returns and where it has been. :)

    Polar Bear, omg yes! With all the tragic stories in the news of late, I feel pretty lucky to be living in a safe, little community. I'll always miss the big city shopping though. :)

    Duskydawn, how lucky were your neighbours to get their gnomes back! What were the chances of the gnome thief reading the newspaper and seeing your neighbour's advertisement? Wow!

    James, oh yes, my town only has about 5000 people living in it. Could be worse though, I guess.

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  6. pmsl
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    hey i'm online lol
    barely happens anymore!!!

    will ring you later today!!!

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