When the Cat's Away

This is what teacher aides do when the teachers go on strike and only a handful of students turn up for school. They write the silliest songs for their "Secret Santa" victims, who in this case happens to be Teresa, a pregnant teacher. Teresa's partner is another teacher called Mr Kronk. *stifles giggles*

Unfortunately I can't claim authorship for this little ditty. My partner in crime penned it during the last class for the day. It's way too good not to share though.

So, without further ado, here is the song in question. If you would like to sing along, it goes to the tune of the Christmas carol, "Ding Dong Merrily On High".

Ding dong merrily on high,
I've noticed you are pregnant.
Ding Dong! Possibly know why,
you're dressed just like a peasant.
Ter er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er resa,
gee, you did a good job of it!

Ding dong merrily on high,
are they your ankles swelling?
Ding Dong! Who's the lucky guy?
It's Kronk! I know! I'm telling!
Ter er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er resa,
I hope it gets your head, not his!

Ding dong merrily I'm high,
at the Christmas smells you're making.
Ding dong pheromones waft by.
What's in that oven baking?
Ter er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er resa,
Is that a turkey baster or are you just glad to see me?

Ding dong merrily on high,
yes, I'm your secret Santa.
Ding dong hot hot Christmastime is nigh.
Let, "Get it out of me!" be your mantra!
Ter er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er resa,
and, "I want total sensory deprivation and back up drugs!"

To make matters worse, my partner in crime's dare to his "Secret Santa" victim is to sing the song at tomorrow's staff morning tea, in front of all the teachers and school support staff. What a bugger I don't work Wednesdays.